- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get blood clots

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to close your nose

The power to see through windows

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The power to not get shit dick

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to write about power.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

Pointless Super Powers