The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!