The power to see John Cena.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!