- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk through a unlocked door.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to pee poop

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to turn gold into lead.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

The power to shower naked.

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

The power to never stop shitting.

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

Pointless Super Powers