The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!