The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to speak in cursive

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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Retractable Teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!