The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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Really bendy thumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!