The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!