The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!