the power to not have power

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to poop glue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!