The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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hey

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to be a human

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!