The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!