Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Power to always have exact change.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to fly but only upward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!