power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to sing but your mute

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!