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Are You A Zombie?

  • And everybody walks the dinosaur?

  • "Just put the floors where the walls are and the walls where the floors are perfect!"

  • Just put the floors where the walls are and the walls where the floors are perfect!

  • The power to smell food, but only that from a dumpster.

  • The power to complete a rubix cube but only when your not holding a rubix cube

  • How to make this power easier Step 1. Run at wall Step 2. Jump Step 3. Phaze through wall Step 4. Solidify before you hit the ground

  • Can you learn to control it? If so, this can be very useful.

  • Dude, look at the wording of this power. You'd fall through floors but not through shoes right? Wear shoes and you'd never fall through. Although it does mean if you are not naked you cant go through walls anyways....

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!