The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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lol

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be a normal person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!