The power to think normally whilst in a lot of pain

le pouvoir de parler français

i dont believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die

The power to fly if you're not waring titanium shoes

UHHHHH.... That's CAlled A Period (girl stuffs)

The power to make Pointless Superpowers.

Also be a real bitch

the power to die every 1 second

da powr to pitt onn otO corrct

The power to make cupcakes .1 percent faster.

The power to fly in water

Well, given that this is tied into the fact that we are one of the only species on the planet that has a monthly reproductive cycle rather than a yearly one, which, in turn, gives us much greater lifestyle flexibility and has partially led to us being the dominant species on the the planet, yeah, PRETTY GODDAMN AWESOME POWER.

the power to die if your not near at least 20 flies

I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days a month. You got a problem with that?

The power to furiously carp your pants when your name is called

I wish I didn't have that superpower.

Periods in a nutshell

The ability to shock people, but only shortly after you rub your feet on the carpet, and the longer you do, the more powerful the shock

how do i post a superpower

all girls do that

the power to be pro at call of duty, but only in offline

I don't know how to post my own superpower so I'll post is here. To have the power to kill anyone, but only after they're dead.

its called having your period

that's called slitting your wrists periodically

the power to kill yourself anytime you step

The power to be able to be able to be invincible, but only if you are dead.

The power to get fatter every day.

The power to teleport anyone into a giant blender to blend them, but only when the person is unblendable or when the blender is very weak.

The power to breathe on water but not on land.

you would maby die so ya cool

The power to turn into a wolf but at 25:pm

The power to make a force shield for 0.000000000000000001 seconds,but can only be used once a month