the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to attract bullets.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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Acid pee

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!