The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to see through windows

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!