The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to dance really well

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power to write on cellophane

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!