The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to exist

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the power to not have power

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!