- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to die....

The power to not be Chuck Norris.

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

The power to swallow chewed up food.

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

The power to be a human

the power to reseal bottle caps

the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

the power to win the crying game

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

The power to see your neck without a mirror

The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

the power to be unable to have a power.

the power to go into a coma

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

The power to hurt the people you love

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

Pointless Super Powers