The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the power to glow in the light

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to do your homework.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!