The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to turn into a tree.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Endless falling....

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!