The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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Balls.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!