The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!