The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to divide by zero

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to wink really fast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!