The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to poke

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to see the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!