The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!