The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!