The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to breath at will.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to be stupid

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!