The power to see through air

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!