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the power to fly but your an Altophobic
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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill
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the ability to fly underwater.
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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.
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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.
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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE
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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos
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the power to die tomorrow morning.
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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.
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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy
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The power to control hummingbirds.
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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.
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The power to be still until moving or being touched.
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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.
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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!
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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there
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The power to be a normal human
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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards
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The power to be a bird that can't fly
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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one
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The power to never finish your sente
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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it
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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit
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The power of throwing back grenades
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!