The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to look into cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!