The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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solar powered night-vision

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to lactate air.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to see through water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!