the power to die....

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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captain obvious

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!