The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

The power to only use yahoo.com

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

The power to manage Chelsea FC

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

Sorry. The power to square root -1.

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The power to be socially impenetrive.

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

the power to be allergic to every thing

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The power to make light.....with a flashlight

The power to get thumbs down.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!