the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!