the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!