The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to bleed on command

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to snore.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!