the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

the power to be really itchy.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

The power to fall up.

The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The power to have a black president

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

The power to like Justin Beiber

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

The power to fart really smelly :P

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

The power to open any door by using the proper key.

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!