The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!