The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the ability to darken darkness

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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Melting

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!