The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to be your self

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Poop

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!