The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

The power to be wet and not know it.

The power to see through horses

The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

The power to not have any power.

The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

The Power to be aqua man

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to know WTF is going on

The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!