The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to bi ugly

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to be wrong

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to swim on land

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!