The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!