Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to die at will

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to peak braille

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the power to predict the past

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!