The power to light things on fire with a match

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Batman

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!