The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!