The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the power to smell like feet

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!