power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

shit and piss at the same time

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

The power to have no powers

the power to read your own thoughts

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

The power to turn into a laptop forever

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!