the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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to do nothing

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to think oppositely

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to be powerless.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to change people socks on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!