The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to obey gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!