- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to have a super power,

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to freeze ice

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

Pointless Super Powers