The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

thumb_up thumb_down -24

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to poop standing up

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to sneeze scissors

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power think five times slower.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to lower your IQ at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to negate all powers including your own.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to know who farted at any time.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to turn water into wine.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!