THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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To shit bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!