The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!