The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to be dead

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!