- Pointless Super Powers

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

the power to change people socks on command

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to never finish your sentences because

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to become a carrot.