The power to turn water into wine.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to have no power

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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shit and piss at the same time

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to always know the exact time.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!