- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to not finish your....

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

the power to change people socks on command

The ability to poop glue.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to turn water into wine.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

Pointless Super Powers