The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have an ability.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!