The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to become powerless

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power that turns farts into music.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!