The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

he power to make mistakes

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power of 12% levetation

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the power to get extra homework

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to die at will

the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The ability to change your weight

the power to be invisible, but only at night

the power to nit propely

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!