The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!