- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

The ability to like this post

The power to be powerless.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to sneeze scissors

The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

Pointless Super Powers