the power to fart the alphebet

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The ability to like this post

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the power of the succulent game

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!